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Labor pains tournament recap:

First time bout with VHRD.
Two things.
1) they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing
2) the coach (who is my homie) is fucking retarded. Along with the rest of the team.

I like Toni, Dred, Cretia, and D. I do. The others I do not care for one bit. Nope. The don’t even try to learn and grow. They don’t understand that they’re hurting the team by falling all over the place. I dunno. It’s tough.

My options are CCAD, VTown or a Bakersfield team. Or not skate at all.

Ccad is local. But they’re falling apart. VTown is 45 minutes away compared to Bakersfield’s 2 hour drive. But BRG is good. I can definitely learn a lot.
URG is fun to play against. Never skated against DDRG and my homie is DRBs coach. But the latter two aren’t great. So I dunno man. It’s getting old.

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May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls

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